My beautiful, 21-year-old daughter, Devin, recently decided to dye her hair dark purple. Although I am not in favor of such action, I didn’t say much about it because I choose my battles with her carefully.
Don’t get me wrong, I ribbed her on a daily basis, but I didn’t “have a cow” over it. As it turns out, I didn’t have to. Devin quickly learned that when you do things out of the ordinary, you draw attention to yourself.
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