The only way to measure up Thursday on the Missouri State Fairgrounds was to have a yardstick.
Everywhere you looked, fairgoers young and old were hauling around three feet of wood. I realize people will take just about anything so long as it’s free, but the yardstick craze seemed a little overboard — especially when four out of every five people passing me on State Fair Boulevard near the grandstand were lugging those things around.
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