There must be some sort of cosmic force that wants Tyson chicken to be tainted. First, in early August a “foreign object” was discovered in a vat of raw chicken and now two Tyson employees have conspired to make our chicken taste more like white cotton gloves. I can’t explain it but there must be some kind of ancient curse that calls for tainted chicken because it’s practically inevitable at this point.
I do not understand what would drive a person to taint chicken. You kill a man because he’s wronged you; you steal an apple because you’re hungry, but I don’t see any real reason to put gloves on chickens.
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