Longtime librarian Mary Schumaker has many stories about working at the Sedalia Public Library. Some are serious, others are funny, a few aren’t fit to print.
“I wouldn’t say that I’ve seen it all, but I’ve seen just about all,” she said with a laugh. “It’s been an experience working here, that’s for sure.”
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