OK, I’ll admit it. I cannot recall ever taking advantage of the opportunity to view a cow-milking demonstration at the Missouri State Fair or anywhere else — until now.
Wednesday evening, I happened upon such a exhibition at the Gerken Dairy Center. A dozen or so people were nudging their children toward windows that revealed some teenagers milking brown Swiss, black and white Holstein and other varieties while fairgoers watched.
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