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“Why are snow peas called snow peas?”



“The number of police we have cannot enforce all the ordinances that are on the books. For instance: Illegal burning, contractors getting mud on city streets, rummage sale permits, the smoking ban, loud music in cars and homes, blowing leaves in the street. They are busy fighting crime and working emergency calls. Can Sedalia afford more police? Absolutely not. Merry Christmas.”



“The legislators should not be paid the full living allowance when they drive home each night instead of renting a motel room. This should be made into the law.”



“Corporate welfare is the cornerstone of the Republican party. Big business gets convenient laws to keep their taxes low and then send our jobs overseas. That is why I am a Democrat. You know what corporate greed means?”



“We can’t keep our plan. We can’t keep our doctor. Now we can’t keep our meds. Looks like Democrats want old and sick people to die.”



“If atheists don’t want prayers before meetings, here is my suggestion. First, a Christian prayer. Then the atheists can get up and lead the audience in just silence. Why not?”



“I just want to say how truly blessed I am to have good friends like the Lazenby family. They are always here for me and have been a tremendous help to me every day since I lost my husband. They are truly good friends and neighbors.”



“I thought the flag was supposed to be lowered to half mast for American heroes, American dignitaries, American citizens. I find it very disturbing the president has ordered the flag to half mast for all public and federal buildings for Nelson Mandela. You have to remember before he went to prison he was a terrorist and a communist. Why are we celebrating his passing in the United States. It astounds me what this president and our country has done. Apparently he is a communist or a socialist or both.”



“I see there is another write up in the paper about the Chiefs-Redskins game. I don’t have anything against the Chiefs, but it is pretty easy to win against a team that has only won three games this year. Let them go back and play the Broncos or somebody like that and see how they come out.”



“Thanks to Johnson Bay auction team for the job they did for the Child Safe auction. Great job, gentlemen.”



“This whole Mandela thing confuses me. Republicans say they love freedom, but their demigod Ronald Reagan fought sanctions against the apartheid government in South Africa. So did Margaret Thatcher. Now some Republicans are saying Reagan regretted it later, while others are saying it was right because Mandela was a communist. Sounds like revisionist history to me.”



“I am glad we got the downtown building law passed finally. We are blessed to have our downtown and now we can make sure it will remain a jewel for this community for another 150 years.”

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