To sit or to squat? If you've ever used a public restroom, you've likely faced the dilemma of how to protect your patootie from a toilet that looks like it hasn't seen a scrubbing brush since the creation of indoor plumbing.
The question is compelling for many Americans; google the words "public restroom survey" and you'll get nearly a million returns, including some less-than-scientific results. "Public restroom opinions" yields a whopping 793 million results. Clearly, Americans have a lot to say about where they do their business when they're out and about.
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