Seems my birth certificate tells me the big 80 is coming up. But then, am I really 80? Who can trust a birth certificate now days? I might be only 36. So I need to know if I need to cooperate and die as quickly as possible, or to just meekly give in and go for the free mandatory sex-change.
Seriously folks — well, forget seriously — no health care at all is not a serious option.
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