“It is too bad Sedalia’s police and sheriff’s department ignores its vast criminal element. ... The whole town has turned into a criminal’s paradise. Maybe a vigilante like Batman is needed,” insisted one person who contributed to the most recent Sedline column.
And in response to that, I would like to introduce you to the Greater Batman Escalation Theory. The basic idea is this: Let’s say there was a vigilante in a cape, a mask and a belt full of gadgets hauling in the criminals by any means necessary, short of killing them.
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