It’s almost over.
Welcome, friends, to the quadrennial presentation of glorious American democracy. The time of year when the people’s will hangs so thick in the air that you could cut it with a knife. Bask in the golden democracy. Our lowly votes act as a guideline for the lucky people in the electoral college, who don’t technically have to vote like we want them to — but they usually do.
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