After little more than five weeks since my back surgery, it seems that the honeymoon is officially over at my house. Yes, that’s right. The sympathy that initially stunk up the place has now converted it’s way to, “Oh my gosh! When will this be over?”
My husband is a very funny man (seriously). He can make people laugh on a dime. Just ask any of his golfing buddies how jovial he is and they’ll tell you that he is, indeed, the king of comedy. That is, until he wears them out with incessant digs at their swings and putts.
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