Back when NFL wide receiver Chris Carter was traded to the Minnesota Vikings, his former coach, who was apparently glad to see Chris gone, said sarcastically, “All he can do is catch touchdowns.”
Not long after that quote entered the public domain, some outdoor product representatives and I were having a late evening discussion at a writers conference when the subject turned to the art and science of turkey hunting.
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